A Pole Dancing, Crazy Condom Blowing-Up Interesting Book Type of Party

These days I'm usually a really G sometime PG rated person. But this weekend totally took me out of my element and threw me into a pole dancing, crazy condom blowing up with interesting books type of party.

Some my just call it a Bachelorette Party.

A while back I posted an invite I created for a Bachelorette Party. Well that invite eluded to some type of event that was going to happen, an event that kept the bride in the dark. Well finally the event was Saturday. And it was a blast.

18 girls got together and learned some really fun, hopefully never to be used again moves. We learned some spins, lifts, flips, twists, slides, basically anything bendy and quite hard. It's amazing how much work pole dancing is. You need some major upper body strength and abs.

I however am lacking in both these days but still enjoyed a try. No pictures are posted of me. No one EVER should have to see a pregnant lady on a pole.

It's just not natural.


Okay except for this photo. I thought Mom and Dad would be proud that their two youngest learned a move together. Don't worry though... we kind of just fell to the floor.

But the group had an amazing time and all were good sports. It definitely took many out of their comfort zone but we created some great memories.

The rest of the night was spent eating some great food. Which my older sister and I created new names for. We thought it was appropriate for this type of event.

Warning: These titles are not suited for everyone. If you are easily offended scroll back up and view the pole dancing pics again or better yet.... Just abort and go hug your normal children.

The Bachelorette Party Menu:
Moist and Creamy Chicken Salad Sandwiches
Lube It Up Egg Salad Sandwiches
Hot and Steamy Turkey Spread
Get Naked Pasta Salad
Get Freaky and Dip it ... aka Veggie Tray
Hard and Crunchy is the way I like it Bites.... Granola Bites
Doggy Style Chow... aka puppy chow
Smear it all over me and lick it off my Fondu... chocolate fondu with lots of dipping items
Whip cream Bikini Cupcakes - Angel food cupcakes

I think that's about it.

Then we played a game for Abby to open her presents. Two of the bridesmaids videotaped them interviewing the groom on questions about himself or about the couple. If Abby's answer matched his then she could open a gift.

Good thing we had plenty of extra questions for Abby :) But she finally answered enough right that she got through all her amazing presents. She received sweet, naughty, funny, cute, and priceless gifts.

That was a book. A book of "how to" that I don't want to disclose.

Then Abby's wonderful personal attendant for her special day did something... well.... very special.Yes... that is a condom. Yes... she did put it over her head.
Yes... she did blow it up.
Yes... it almost hit the ceiling.
Yes... it popped.
Yes... we did video taped.No... This is not normal. Intriguing for sure.

She grew up in a small town. A lot of people who grew up in large cities ask us what us "Country" folk do.
Not that.